HOW TO USE A BIDET

First, you use the toilet. Next, you turn the dials on the bidet to the right and the water starts.

Then you sit on the bidet and then you turn the dials a little more to the right, and the water splashes up on your tush.

It actually feels good. It makes your bum so warm. It feels like it is IN hot cocoa.

I really recommend trying to find and use a bidet.

Thank you for reading, and I hope you all enjoyed my story.